A fox, a weasal and a wolf are called to join the army. On their way to the base they meet what appears to be a mouse, wolf asks: “Hey you, do you know if they shave the joiners?
What-appears-to-be-a-mouse snaps angrily: “Easy man! You’re talking to a hedgehog!
Hahahahahaha ! My mind is trying to picture a hairless fox, weasel, and wolf!
Sounds more like the Marines to me, though. They really scalp them in that branch of the service.
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Britain’s bottle battle pits prohibition against tradition
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i need some good yo mama jokes to make everyone laugh…..do u have some?
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean all of the whales started singing, we are family
d whet
Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat when she put a yellow shirt on and went outside people screamed, “Taxi!!!!”
Yo mama so poor when she kicked a can across the street and I asked her what she was doing she said, “I am moving”
Hope I helped! Please pick me as a best answer! I havent had one yet!
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.A famous hockey coach goes to heaven, where he puts together a team of history’s greatest players.
God (the really first hockey player) decides he’d like to play a friendly game against the team from hell.
He phones the devil and asks, “Are you interested in a game of hockey?”
“Why not?” replies the devil. “I’m warning you, though. You’ll never win.”
“Well, we have the best players of all time!” says God.
“I know,” says the devil.
“But we have all the umpires
A hockey wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time at the Club House with the rest of the team after matches.
So one Saturday after the match he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Grouse and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself after a match!
There’s this really awful hockey team, called Stixthwaite Hockey Club (Fictional name!) – they’re bottom of the league and doing really badly…
One day the team coach has an idea to advertise for a star player, so he places an ad in the local newspaper…
A few weeks go by and no replies. Then one wet, Yorkshire afternoon there’s a knock on the clubhouse door… And in walks this horse!
Well, the coach hasn’t seen anything like this before and the horse says: “Hello, my good chap I see you’re after a new hockey player?”
“Yes” says the coach.
“I’m very good, great ball control, and superb passing skills. All in all, I’m a brilliant team player” says the horse.
“Is that so?” Well thinks the coach, there’s nothing in the rules that says a horse can’t play for our team – and he can’t be any worst than some of the current team… “You’re hired, and you play this weekend”
So, the day arrives and Stixthwaite Hockey Club lines up for it’s first game with a horse at centre-half…
The games starts slowly and the horse doesn’t move much, but when he gets the ball he’s able to go round people and change the game.
Eventually the horse scores. He got the ball on the half-way line and tried his luck.
After the game the horse was relaxing with a nice G&T in the bar and a team-mate came up to congrautlate him on winning the game for the team.
“But why don’t you run?” asked the player
“RUN!” Thundered the horse, “RUN! My dear chap, if I could run I’d be at Epsom.”
Boom, boom!
A wife and her husband are doing the dishes one day when the wife suddenly asks, “Gerald, what is it you have me doing with your saturday afternoons. Im starting to think that you might be going and playing goalie for the local hockey team”
Gerald keeps washing dishes and replies “No dear nothing like that, i just drunk and spend thousands of dollars on hookers”
The wife goes back to her washing and says “ohh thank god, i was starting to think you were a goalkeeper”
(optional add-on)
the wife then hands her husband another plate which slips out his hands and shatters on the ground. the wife yells “YOU CLUMSY F***, SEE YOU ARE A GOALKEEPER
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desktop computer probems!! it keeps on restarting by itself, how can i fix it?!?!? please help!?
well right now i’m using my sister’s laptop, but the family desktop computer continues to restart by itself when it gets to the Windows loading screen. i had just used it about an hour before, then i had turned it off. i went back to finish my homework, but it wouldn’t turn on fully. please give me some advice to fix it. my parents are gonna kill me. and i don’t think it was my fault, but it wi be soon. please, please help! and please this isn’t a laughing matter, so no jokes
omg, i’m crying soo badly right now. well i have the windows XP. and it was rebooted not too long ago. but it say that ‘winsrv’ was not found and that i need to re-instal the application. but i can’t because i don’t know what hat is, and i can’t go to the log in screen
and i have a vaio pc. i don’t think i downloaded anything new, and i’ve only gone to wesite for homework research
it looks like a virus.I am not sure how good you are with computers and hope you are using the Windows XP operationg System,if Yes go ahead and follow me.
ok first of all.as you start your pc,keep pressing the F8 key.
that will get you the safe mode screen.
shows you a List of Options (boot Menu)
Choose Boot Windows in Safe Mode
if you are successfull in booting in safe mode,You could fix the problem.
Mean while,if you have access to another computer,download the Avast Anti Virus,its free.google it
Install the anti virus and the program will scan the computer
if there are any viruses ,it would clean the nasty bug.
hope this helps
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN jokes “Hello Ohio, I’m back on my meds” in “Working On A Dream” 11/15/09 Milwaukee
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Do you get this joke, and is it funny? Best reply 10 points.?
There’s a joke. A Norwegian, and Swede, and a Dane were at a party. The Norwegian and the Swede were waiting to be introduced and the Dane was cracking jokes.
are Danish people supposed to be rude and very involved in jokes? I don’t know, maybe you have to know the stereotypes
Norwegian culture part one – Norways funniest prank!
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Dirty jokes and papal rosaries mix in Chile mine saga
Contact between 33 Chilean miners trapped for weeks underground and the outside world took an irreverent twist on Thursday, as the men passed dirty jokes to the surface — and the Pope sent down blessed rosaries. A Prairie Home Companion / Good Jokes [Engineers]
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A bloke in a temperance hall is giving a lecture on the evils of the demon drink. To illustrate his point, he’d got two glasses in front of him, each with a big worm in it. He poured water in one glass and whisky in the other. The worm in the glass of water swam happily about with no ill effects. The worm in the whisky, needless to say, died within a minute or so.
“Now,” said the jubilant lecturer to his audience “what does that little experiment tell you?”
“It tells us,”said a voice from the back of the room, “if you’ve got worms you should drink a lot of whisky!”
I’m not saying my wife’s a bad driver but….
I got home yesterday and found the car in the living room.
“How did you get there?” I screamed.
“Simple,” came the reply. “When I got to the kitchen I turned left.”
Sorry if they’ve been on here before. Thanks for looking!
Please star if funny…
thanks Brian G! Nice to get a positive answer to my first question!
Thanks everyone!
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