How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three – his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
Teacher to pupils; One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realised they were all going to the dogs.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around.
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
What is Dracula’s least favourite meal?
Steak.
hahahahaha…..nice!!
how are you today hun???
Panorama – April Fool’s Day Hoax – Spaghetti Harvest – 1st April 1957
Nothing lifts the spirits like a good yodel, but most of us don’t have the skill to yodel on cue. That’s where the Emergency Yodel Button comes in. Keep this 4″ x 3″ x 5/8″ (10.2 cm x 7.6 cm x 1.6 cm) plastic device with you at all times and when the need arises, press the button to hear the sweet mellifluous warbling of an alpine yodel. Also includes a hole in the back so you can easily hang it o…
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Do cats make you happy!, kinda like apples except ypu cannot devour them when you are really hungry?
Cake makes me really happy and I love eating it, I donno what to do, b/c of cake i am 38 years old and 5’2″ and 543 pounds. PS i am not joking. I am writing this from a laptop in a obesity clinic. I also love Ice cream covered in buttery ham and saturated swiss cheese. I am a fan of cottage cheese stiry fry with bits of fish tossed in it. Best answer goes to most helpful!
no, the best is bacon fat drizzled over ice cream topped with a huge stick of real butter! cures me of that pesky cake craving every time!
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NBA: Cavs, Bulls cap meetings with LeBron
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Cooper revered in Rifle, at DU
In the next few days, Gordon Cooper will go on a reconnaissance mission in the hills around his home in Rifle to see if he can spot some elk. Conal Gallen Hilarious Jokes 1
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“Listen Up!”
Listen up boys and girls, today Professor Bunnay is going to educate Honey, Sunny and Funny Bunny, and you on the importance of energy and natural-resource conservation. The Boat Ride Joke Jay Hickman
This is a brand new 12″ tall and 12″ wide diamond shape sign made from weatherproof plastic with premium grade vinyl. The sign is perfect for indoor or outdoor use, made to last at least 3-4 years outside. The sign has rounded corners and a 1 hole pre-drilled for easy mounting. These signs will not rust or fade. Be sure to check out all of our other signs, they make great gifts!!…
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What can I do to convince my dad to let me tuck my shirt out?
my parents are really strict and I need to get this problem
solved before the first day of school or else I’d be
looking like a nerd!NO JOKES
Are you serious!?Well i think that the best way to please both crowds is to untuck it when your out of sight.Wait,how old are you anyway?If your 12 or + then you should really ask them for your freedom,it’s just an utucked shirt no biggie.I have a 9 year old freind who is allowed to wear whatever he wants,Im 12 and likewise.
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Sex, babes and rock ‘n roll! Two thugs in search of hidden treasure mistakenly unleash a chemical into the school’s water supply, causing everyone it comes into contact with to become flesh-eating ghouls. Now it’s up to a couple of geeks and a bad heavy metal band to escape the mayhem before the students consume everyone in sight!…
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What are some cute ideas for valentine’s day with my boyfriend?
We are both college kids so pretty young, I was thinking about having a puzzle made and when he put it together having a message like saying I love you and our names or like one of those 8 ball fortune toys and have it personalized with silly inside jokes only we know. Does anyone have any other cute ideas?
Heart shaped pastas, and make spaghetti, wine, a salad, candle light, fill all the sinks and bathtub with water and light floating candles.
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This is a single Ceramic coaster that will fit into most cars cup holder. TerraCoasters Car Coasters will absorb moisture from beverages in your vehicle cup holder, preventing drips on your clothes and upholstery. These are brand new Car Coasters from the manufacturer, are sold individually and unpacked. Each Car Coaster has a single fingertip grip for easy removal. Whether you get one or more as …
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